Tokyo McDrift

someone shoot me. the good news is null. stoopid blizzard. I hate Maryland! get me out!

Gojo is coming home from Philadelphia! And tonight she’s gonna take me out to do something and to be with another human being. And probably eat food!

Unless her mom is a crack whore and says she has to stay home. Please don’t be a crack whore.

had to force myself awake from a crazy old woman recluse sort of dream. I dreamed that drexel was an all boys school and that I was going to Penn but still always hanging out at drexel but the only boys I could seem to meet there were every single boy I’ve ever dated, hooked up with, or had a crush on. so obviously I felt a need to impress them. and since going to u. penn wasn’t impressive enough I.. took up figure skating?!

One night a man rolls over in bed, giving his wife a big grin. She says, “Not tonight, honey. I have a gynecologist’s appointment tomorrow. I want to stay fresh and clean.” The man, feeling rejected, rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls over again and asks his wife, “Do you have a dentist’s appointment tomorrow?”

okay so if you leave unfiltered philadelphia water out for too long, it begins to smell like piss.

I’ve had some unflitered Maryland well water in a sigg for about a week. It smells of saltines and sulfer.

But you guys don’t have to worry anymore! I’ve just taken (what is probably too many) unisom and pretty soon I should be able to stop thinking about such weird things.

“I’ll just have to continue being alone with my dog! And all he does is sleep and mooch off my food!”

And presently I have realized that my dog is much like my boyfriend. No offense man.

But on the bright side of these odd trains of thought, I am quite enjoying they way I’ve begun speaking in the past hour. I’m saying things like “quite,” and “presently,” and “egads!” That’s rather nice.

I’ve been home alone for an entire day now. egads! I think that’s what’s making me so weird. My sanity is heavily reliant on social contact. And I’ll be alone all tomorrow! And perhaps the day after because there is going to be a blizzard in Maryland. Or you know, at least four inches. And once we get an inch, no one does anything or goes anywhere which means my parents won’t be coming home and I won’t be going to see them and I’ll just have to continue being alone with my dog! And all he does is sleep and mooch off my food!

I’ve been drinking so much tea. you don’t even know.

I wish you could see the faces I’m making while I type this. And the random gestures. you don’t even know.

I would not make a good recluse. or hermit. or old widowed man. or old widowed women.

OH MY GOD THIS IS PROBABLY EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LIKE AT BRYN MAWR AND THAT’S WHY RORY PEACH DUMPED ME. I mean, I was alone allll the time there. I must have been the oddest girl. That poor boy. Maybe I should apologize. Maybe not.